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I will say this one time, and one time only!! Be warned!! This is a family fucking site and this kind of fucking shit will NOT be tolerated!!

You shall follow my goddamn example and fly right, or go to NMU where the fags tolerate your foul, and rude commentary!!!

The powers that be here ( MUAH!) require the utmost in proper decorum at all times whilst visiting this site! If thou cannot behave in a fucking civilized manner, then, SHIT!! I dunno what gonna happen...........thou (ME) may resort to asking Masta Krauh fer advice! (NOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!)

One last word........................MORE WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whiskey is my friend........nobody loves me.......

Sorry, you're absolutely correct and I apologize profusely.

NOT!

Yeah right, you want me to go back to:


Krauh: Poor me, life sucks,waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Calm: I am God . I will bring marshall law and starvation to all. Fear me . I can't get a white woman.
NMTO: I had a recipe to turn horse shit into a food source, but the CIA stole it. Now we will all starve.

I liked it better before:
Crevis: WELL SUCK MY BALLS THEN!

NO SHIT! They're back on the poor me and mass food hoarding starvation marshal law shit! Good Lord! Life is too short for the non stop fucking doom.

What a bunch of paranoid fuckers!

Me? If it ever gets that bad I plan on going on a drug and alcohol bender.

THAT is my plan.

Crev and Joanie got plans yet? Time's a wastin ya know! LOL!

swampy wrote:

NO SHIT! They're back on the poor me and mass food hoarding starvation marshal law shit! Good Lord! Life is too short for the non stop fucking doom.

What a bunch of paranoid fuckers!

Me? If it ever gets that bad I plan on going on a drug and alcohol bender.

THAT is my plan.

Crev and Joanie got plans yet? Time's a wastin ya know! LOL!

DAMN, shit, piss..fuck me to tears!!! I'm with you Swampy, my guiding frigging light!!!

Are you guys talkin' about the pussy assed, dickwad, fuckin', cocksuckin', butt lickin' guys from NMU? (Sorry, didn't mean to abuse the acceptable use policy, fucked up again.)

Haven't been on the shit site, thinkin' about goin' in and doin' some ball bustin'. Oh wait, how silly of me, ain't no one there with balls to bust. Better just go in with a semi-load of Kotex.

Just posted on the dweeb forum, ripped them diapers off of those stupid dickwads! This was done in memory of Crevis!

You mean the site where they think that you and I are the same person?
911 was an inside job?
Marshal Law is coming soon?
Only the true believers will survive?
Obama is the evil destroyer of man?

You mean THAT site?

Don't do it Joanie......don't go there......don't even look at it.......back away slowly.........

Yep Swampy, that be it! You forgot one thing; Jesus is alive, praise the Lord!

Nothing better than a GREAT laugh on a Monday morning! Thanks, Crev!

Too funny!

Hey, fruitcakes make good door stops and also good for buffin' the butt.

Joanie wrote:

Too funny!

Hey, fruitcakes make good door stops and also good for buffin' the butt.

OMG Joanie/!!! Buffing the butt????

Are you saying I should call you CRISCO, to save ya the embarrassment of calling ya LARD ASS??

RASTUS wrote:

Joanie wrote:

Too funny!

Hey, fruitcakes make good door stops and also good for buffin' the butt.

OMG Joanie/!!! Buffing the butt????

Are you saying I should call you CRISCO, to save ya the embarrassment of calling ya LARD ASS??

Actually, I prefer Mrs. Butterbutt.